-(man) Okay, so the squirrel’s
looking at me and he says, “Nuts? Ha-ha-ha! Buddy,
you’re insane, you’re insane!” -[laughing] -No, true story, true story, but um– That’s– that’s not
why we’re here tonight. You guys hear about this video? It’s, uh, pretty scary stuff. -Wait, is that the one where
the guy sniffs gorilla glue? -No-no-no, it’s the one where
the girl kills all those eggs. -No-no-no, it’s the one where the
guy does taxes with his cat, right? -No… no, this is a
different kind of video, okay? You watch this video and then
you get phone call from a guy and there’s a voice on the
other end and he tells you something and then, seven days later, something bad happens to you. -(all)
Whoa! -So… You guys wanna watch it? -Yeah. [static buzzing eerily] -[sighs] I’m hungry. [chewing noisily] Hey, it’s see-food! [laughs] [dog barking] ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la, la… ♪ [groans, coughing] [oranges laughing] -[screams] [Orange laughs] -Well, that sucked. [laughter] [phone ringing] [beep] -Hello? [Orange laughs] Hello. -(Orange)
Seven days. [laughs] -What happens in seven days? -(Orange)
You’re an onion ring. [laughs eerily] [dial tone] -Who was that?
What did they say? -I think he just called me… an onion ring. And then the squirrel says, “Nuts?
Buddy, you are insane!” Yeah-ha-ha-ha, oh… Oh, God. I love that joke. -Dude, seriously?
You know what time it is, right? -Ooh… Time for a, uh, ‘nother video? -It’s been exactly seven days.
-Exactly. -Don’t you remember the phone call? -Oh, yeah… Ah, I wouldn’t worry about that. Not a big… thing. [dog snorting]
-Oh, my God! -Guys, easy. It’s just my dog, Big Papi. -Uh, Bobby,
why is your dog eating an onion? -‘Cause I’m out of cantaloupe.
This guy serious? [Orange laughs] -What was that? [static buzzing] -All right, who’s got the remote? -Hey! [laughs] -Oh, my God. -[laughing creepily] You guys don’t mind if I drop in, do ya? [all scream] Hey! Hey, onion rings! Hey! Hey, onion rings! Hey! Onion rings? Hey! Hey, onion rings!
-(all) What? -Which one of you is the ringleader? [laughs,
onion rings groan] Oh, you’re not laughing. -Well, this sucks.
-Hey Orange, why don’t you just stop saying
stupid puns and change us back? -Because… I like having you a-round. [laughs,
onion rings groan] Hey, hey onion rings!
[all scream] Captioned by SpongeSebastian